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"He forgot her birthday."

"Really? I feel so sorry for her."

"I know! That guy, he's so stupid. He can't even talk about anything sensible!"

"Oh, yeah? Replace him then. Get her back."

He laughed. "You want me to replace him? Now you're not making sense, love. You sound just like him!"

I should have known from the very start. We weren't on the same side.